I can relate to this
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean
#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
I’m a lifeguard who got called Adolf today by a kid’s dad for not letting them do backflips into shallow water.
that sentence was wild from start to finish
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
Pole dancing is an art form via PinLolz.com